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The Chart
The market on a research cadence: sourced figures with their provenance printed, and the houses we watch but do not measure. A chart you can audit is the only chart worth topping — so nothing here is a number we made up.
The desk’s verdicts live at The GameEvery judgment on one board — carried and covered, tried by the bench, tested by the lab, ranked by the number.Open →The watchlist
the real houses · editorial onlySHRBSherbinskisThe grower-auteur original — strains signed the way a fashion house signs silhouettes.Covered →
CKSCookiesThe empire — merch as advance army, retail as theater, the drop as civic event.Covered →
ALNLAlien LabsThe cult voice — personality-first branding with scarcity worn as identity.Covered →
JNGLJungle BoysThe grower's grower — cultivation as the brand, receipts before packaging.Covered →
CNCTConnectedThe consistency thesis — premium held steady at a scale the category said was impossible.Covered →
STZStiiizyThe format empire — own the hardware and the shelf follows.Covered →
editorial watchlist · no affiliation, no data — we publish numbers only for houses that are ours; a real mark never wears an invented figure here · admiration per the column, where it’s covered
The industry deskThe real market on a research cadence — sourced figures only, provenance printed with every number.Open →