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BOOF.

A curated marketplace · four houses · numbered drops

In with the poof, out with the boof.

Craft, place, and the pleasure of choosing carefully — four houses, numbered drops, a lab sheet with everything.

1992 · the partner houseThe Cover Story · Nº1 · relationship printed
The 1992 four-pack, fannedThe four-pack · from the cover story →

Shirts and drink cans.

The house that made a year a place. The drinks they pour, and a first run of cloth cut in the cans’ own colorways — dropping with the capsule.

The Party Hoodie
SOON

1992 · The Cool Alternative

The Party Hoodie

The run's pink, worn head to toe — simple logo at the chest, and the back says what the cover story said: or, the year the party grew up.

$96

on the floor

The Cover Hoodie
SOON

1992 · The Cool Alternative

The Cover Hoodie

The cover colorway — the year in puff yellow on night black, Memphis triangle behind it. Connection, not excess; warmth included.

$92

drops with the capsule

The Blueberry Tee
SOON

1992 · The Cool Alternative

The Blueberry Tee

Powder blue straight off the Blueberry OG can — the calmest object the loudest year ever made.

$40

drops with the capsule

The Lemonade Crewneck
SOON

1992 · The Cool Alternative

The Lemonade Crewneck

Strawberry Lemonade's cream and pink, worn instead of poured.

$76

drops with the capsule

Read the cover story →

The plant side · covered, never sold here

The plantry

Flower

8 houses · 14 products · 45 covered · 15 ruled

The plant itself, by the eighth and by the ounce.

Disposable vapes

7 houses · 10 products · 47 covered · 28 ruled

All-in-one devices — the tank, the coil and the battery in one hand.

Pre-rolls

6 houses · 7 products · 13 covered · 13 ruled

Rolled and ready — judged on what went in, how it draws, and whether it burns clean to the tip.

Concentrates

4 houses · 7 products · 13 covered · 6 ruled

Rosin, diamonds, sugar — what is left when the plant is reduced.

Edibles

3 houses · 7 products · 12 covered · 7 ruled

Gummies, minis, pastilles — dose you can count.

The Goodies

4 houses · 6 products · 50 covered · 15 ruled

Beverages · Cartridges — the shelf's odds and ends. Same bench, same lab, same number; each is still short of the 3 houses a field needs before it stands on its own.

what the houses are growing — shown, not sold; the plant side lives in the journal

BLACK CHERRY GARLIC 61/100BANANA MANGO — DIAMOND INFUSED 74/100CHERRY ZASHIMI — SOLD OUT · REISSUE CLOSED — NEXT PRESSING IN AUTUMNLIQUID DIAMOND · JEALOUSY 143/200NIGHT PALM 178/200STARFIELD — WAITLIST OPEN · REVIVAL 01 — FIRST PRESSING ALLOCATESSTREETLIGHTS 216/250EVERY LOT SHIPS WITH ITS COAADULT SIGNATURE ON ALL — NOTHING SHIPS ON A WAIVERIN WITH THE GOOD, OUT WITH THE BOOF

The Journal

Nothing but the Truth. 🚫 Boof.

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Provenance is the luxury

Every lot in this store links its certificate of analysis and names its grower. The lab sheet is the colophon.

No health claims. Ever.

The houses describe craft, place, and intention, and stop there — because that is where honest description stops.

A refusal you can read

We ship where licensed partners make it legal, and we publish the map — including the no. Where we ship →