The roster · who made it
The houses
Every house the record carries, and everything it carries from them — what the desk has covered, what the floor sells, and where the writing lives. Coverage is not endorsement and it is never paid: a house is here because we bought its product and judged it.
12 houses · 141 subjects covered · 23 pieces on the floor
Sherbinskis
the grower-auteur original
3 covered · 3 lines · 3 fields · 3 ruled
Read the write-up · Sherbinskis, or the Invention of the Grower-Auteur →
What we’ve covered · one tile per product line, each opening the whole line
Cookies
3 covered · 2 lines · 2 fields · 3 ruled
What we’ve covered · one tile per product line, each opening the whole line
SPRINGFIELD FARMS
The Revival House
98 covered · 6 lines · 5 fields · 19 ruled
Read the write-up · The Revival: Springfield Farms, Continued →
What we’ve covered · one tile per product line, each opening the whole line
On the floor · 2
Smoothie Bar
So smooth
22 covered · 2 lines · 1 field · 8 ruled
What we’ve covered · one tile per product line, each opening the whole line
Boutiq
Where Tech and Puff Combine
2 covered · 1 line · 1 field · 1 ruled
What we’ve covered · one tile per product line, each opening the whole line
1992
the disclosed partner
on the floor only — nothing covered yet
On the floor · 4
1992 · The Cool Alternative
The Party Hoodie
The run's pink, worn head to toe — simple logo at the chest, and the back says what the cover story said: or, the year the party grew up.
$96
on the floor
1992 · The Cool Alternative
The Cover Hoodie
The cover colorway — the year in puff yellow on night black, Memphis triangle behind it. Connection, not excess; warmth included.
$92
drops with the capsule
1992 · The Cool Alternative
The Blueberry Tee
Powder blue straight off the Blueberry OG can — the calmest object the loudest year ever made.
$40
drops with the capsule
1992 · The Cool Alternative
The Lemonade Crewneck
Strawberry Lemonade's cream and pink, worn instead of poured.
$76
drops with the capsule
Ready Set
PERFORMANCE YOU CAN READ
on the floor only — nothing covered yet
BOOF
the house of the floor
on the floor only — nothing covered yet
On the floor · 4
BOOF · house line
The Motto Hoodie
In with the good, out with the boof — across the back, where mottos belong.
$88
on the floor
BOOF · house line
The Barcode Tee
The cover's barcode, chest-left. It scans as a joke; it reads as a thesis.
$44
on the floor
BOOF · house line
The Volt Cap
One volt stitch on bone. The quietest loud object on the floor.
$38
on the floor
BOOF · house line
The Provenance Tote AY
Carries exactly what it says it carries. The only bag on the floor with no lot number.
$32
on the floor
Jungle Boyz
on the floor only — nothing covered yet
Clean Carts
Squeaky clean
10 covered · 1 line · 1 field · 10 ruled
What we’ve covered · one tile per product line, each opening the whole line
LemonNade
It ain't easy being squeazy
1 covered · 1 line · 1 field · 1 ruled
What we’ve covered · one tile per product line, each opening the whole line
Dogg lbs
Pounding 'em like dawgs
2 covered · 2 lines · 1 field · 1 ruled
What we’ve covered · one tile per product line, each opening the whole line
a house is listed because the desk covered it, never because it paid · the plant side is covered, not sold · what the floor sells is ours to stand behind · an empty section is an honest one